its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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