That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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