You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Your cock deserves a montage
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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