I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just want nice things and good sex
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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