I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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