Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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