You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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