i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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