I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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