Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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