Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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