you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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