i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Its about making memories worth repressing
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
