Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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