Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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