So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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