I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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