is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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