BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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