Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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