Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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