my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my liver is dry heaving
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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