What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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