Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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