Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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