Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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