just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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