kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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