There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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