3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I will die if light touches me.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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