he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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