she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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