I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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