i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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