Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
