I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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