Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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