If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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