pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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