i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Just high enough for therapy.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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