id be glad to
I smell stomach acid.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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