She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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