I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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