I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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