This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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