i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
i now understand why vodka
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its like you know when i get waxed
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize