yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Less talking, more tequila
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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