This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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