I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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