Is it normal to miss your booty call?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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