Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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