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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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