I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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